How are you doing? It’s almost your birthday. What do you want? What did you ask for? Will you have friends over, or a party? 14, woot woot. The most unmentioned of the teens, but nonetheless fine. Y’know, I had a brief zodiac sign phase, and those people always described Capricorns as stern and serious types. I guess we should’ve switched both names and birthdays, lol. You’re anything but the stern, existentialist one.
Here’s what to expect from 14: You haven’t escaped the ‘dumb 12/13/14 year old girls who think everything’s deep’ jokes yet, and I thought I finally did, until I saw a 15 year old girl one. Maybe 16 will finally be the end of it? Everything else is basically the same. Again, nobody really thinks about 14. Thirteen? Relevant. Fifteen? Even more important. Fourteen? Hmmmmm……
Have they brought out the Valentine’s Day stuff at the grocery stores yet? I just got some cherry-flavored Valentine’s Day tictacs. There’s a whole shelf already, and it’s barely January.
By the way, did you see what happened to the Capitol on Wednesday? Yikes. I’m just saying, if the Trump supporters were black, this would’ve gone very differently. They basically just let them into the building. I wish we had a country worth any patriotism.
I hope you’re doing well. How is the new year coming along? Has winter break ended? I hope you’re enjoying whatever’s going on. I’d recommend stocking up on Valentine’s candy. Mom(Jessica) has a large bag of chewy pink hearts. They’re great. But then again, Mom(Melanie) might be a bit too dedicated to healthy food for that. Remember that time I ate all of my mini-Butterfingers and Orchard Skittles in one evening and she got annoyed? Very nice times. But, I’m just saying- one third grade Valentine’s Day, Brennan(I think) from my class snuck everyone candy hearts when candy wasn’t allowed. And I think he’s quite the aspirational figure.
With love,
Alice